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Welcome to The Carrot Post – The Only Equestrian News Source You Should (Absolutely Not) Trust
Once upon a time—shortly after the discovery of the orange carrot — a group of passionate horse welfare advocates had a revelation: yelling at each other on the internet wasn’t solving anything. Who knew?
So, rather than engaging in yet another Facebook brawl that ends in someone rage-quitting and deleting all their posts, we thought, “Why not try humour?” If we can get people thinking about horse sport’s most pressing issues without them flipping tables, that’s a win. And if they do flip a table, at least we provided some entertainment.
The Carrot Post is now the world’s most trusted, highly influential, and indisputably serious source of equestrian news, satire, and investigative journalism. With an overestimated daily readership of one billion, our reach is vast, our influence is global, and our commitment to relentless exaggeration is unwavering.
Backed by an elite network of Undercover Haygency Agents, Deep Bit Informants, and Top-Secret Mane-stream Analysts, we leave no scandal unmocked and no drama unreported. Our highly trained squad of undercover ponies gathers intelligence straight from the source, ensuring that every satirical scoop is delivered with pinpoint accuracy—or at least a decent meme.
Unlike traditional media shackled by “facts” and “journalistic integrity,” we bravely deliver the hard-hitting stories that truly matter—like whether horses secretly judge us for wearing mismatched breeches or if polo wraps actually improve your dressage scores through sheer aesthetics.
Our mission? To bridge the great equestrian divide using wit, satire, and an unshakable commitment to making people laugh before they rage-quit social media. We poke fun at the madness, encourage conversations that don’t involve ALL-CAPS RANTS, and remind everyone that at the end of the day, we all just want happy, healthy horses (and preferably, a seat that doesn’t resemble a sack of potatoes).
But what truly fuels our operation? Carrots. The root vegetable of champions. With every article published, every debate sparked, and every unsuspecting reader sucked into our world, our influence grows stronger. No corner of the equestrian world is safe from The Carrot Post’s watchful eye.
So, whether you’re here to expand your knowledge, share a laugh, or angrily type a rebuttal in the comments, welcome to The Carrot Post—where satire, scandal, and the undeniable power of the written word collide to change the horse world (or at least entertain it for five minutes).