In a revolutionary leap for equestrian sports, the future of dressage judging has arrived – and it's completely automated. Introducing the PerfectaJudge VR: a revolutionary VR technology that promises to eliminate subjectivity from the arena, forcing judges to embrace the cold, unfeeling perfection of technology.

TREND SPORT OLYMPIC? Hobby horsing instead of equestrian sports – can hobby horses save the Olympics?

Hobby Horsing has evolved from a simple trend into a global luxury segment.

At the latest Global Equestrian Federation Assembly, President Alejandro “Alex” Ferreira delivered a message that could be summarized as: “Please stop talking about welfare problems. It’s making us look bad.”

While the FEI was preoccupied with blood economy, British Dressage (BD) is grappling with an even more existential problem in its new Equine Welfare Threshold Framework: How do you prove intent? The BD decides on sanctions by distinguishing between ‘unintentional’ (gentle warning) and ‘intentional’ (more serious) use of aids.

In a press conference that began with a PowerPoint titled “Stop Asking Questions,” the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) announced it will be relocating its headquarters from Lausanne to Beijing, effective immediately.

New No-Blood Rule vs. Swiss Law No Blood Rule is now The Blood Rule

Today, November 7th, in Hong Kong, the Fédération Equestre Internationale voted 56–20 (with two nations looking politely at their shoes) to approve a rule that will now allow horses to continue competing while bleeding, so long as officials decide it’s the right kind of blood.

Riders with Backbone: 40,000 Voices Say No Blood

By: An Officially Uninformed Source LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND  – In a move lauded by the E.L.I.T.E.  (Elite Legislative Initiative for Tournament Exemptions) as a victory for "proportionality" and "equine makeup artists," the GEF  (Global Equine Federation) is set to vote on a dramatic softening of the legendary "No-Blood Rule." Previously, any visible blood on a competition horse, whether from a minor nick, a mosquito bite, or an unfortunate encounter with a jump resulted in imm

The Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has launched a bold new initiative to combat the sweltering conditions affecting riders, horses, and anyone foolish enough to wear white breeches in August: it’s called “Beat the Heat”, and it’s exactly what you think it is—well-meaning advice instead of rescheduling shows.

France has done the unthinkable—again. No, not another pension protest, but something far more controversial in certain circles: the French Equestrian Federation (FFE) has officially allowed bitless bridles up to Grand Prix at national level.

In what can only be described as the lowest high-performance moment in equestrian sport since rollkur met Instagram, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has issued an emergency rule banning the use of fake foam in horses’ mouths.

Elite show jumping is facing an inflation crisis, with riders concerned that the once-prestigious CSI5* events have lost their...

It’s competition day. You’ve spent hours—no, days—getting everything perfect. Your horse is gleaming like a polished diamond, mane...

Transcribed by Tilly Stirrup, who only joined to see the drama and stayed for the prosecco hacks Somewhere between school pickup and...

Dear horse lovers, if you thought the debate about the correct noseband tightness was already the pinnacle of equine discourse, you...

In a revolutionary move for modern equestrian sports, equestrian governing bodies have announced the launch of Equestrian E-sports

In a shocking move, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has ruled that riders with fewer than 10,000 social media followers will be banne

What began as a whisper of spiritual enlightenment in the dressage arena has now blossomed into a full-blown metaphysical movement....

By Bridget “Bridie” McKenna, still waiting to be invited to the cool people’s lorry for wine Oh yes, horse sport is all about...

“We Actually Love Our Horses, You Weirdos”: Riders Clap Back at the Cancel Crew

In a groundbreaking shift for equestrian sports, a new movement has galloped onto the scene: Extreme Natural Horsemanship, where horses make every decision—and riders just try to keep up.

In the world of showjumping, one unsung hero finally steps into the spotlight: the bit designer. From the humble snaffle to the...

Location:  Badminton House — because nothing says “equestrian democracy” like competing on a Duke’s lawn. Weather:  Outrageously sunny....

In an unprecedented move to maximize branding opportunities, equestrian competitors are now required to wear sponsor logos everywhere.

In a bold move to make equestrian sports more engaging for the modern audience , the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has announced...

By 2040, all dressage tests will be performed by holograms of riders with their horses, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has...

In a recent presentation to the GEF, leading equitation scientists cut through the niceties and delivered what might be the bluntest line heard in a federation boardroom since someone accidentally served non-organic carrots at the Riders’ Welfare Lunch:

In a move no one asked for and yet everyone sort of expected, French luxury powerhouse Chèvre & Stick has unveiled its latest equestrian “must-have”: a €5,000 designer hobby horse named Le Galop.

Equestrian sport is finally putting welfare first ! Well, in theory. Several federations have introduced strict new “welfare-first”...

By Tilly Stirrup Ah, the dawn of a new season! The sun is out, the fences are fresh, and the riders, bless them, are still convinced they...

In a proud moment for horse kind and clipboard-wielding officials everywhere, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has announced its...

New Hope for Dressage: GEF Considers Horse-Friendly Reforms (With No Whip Cracks Required) The Global Equestrian Federation (GEF)...

In a move that has left the equestrian world both bemused and bewildered, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF)  has announced its...

Elite dressage rider Helga Müller has a simple message for the world: “Our horses love to perform.”

In a gravity-defying twist that has left equestrian fans speechless (and kangaroos smugly flexing their tails), the 2032 Brisbane Olympics

At the International Hobby Horsing Enthusiasts Championships (HHEF), Finnish competitor Elina M. was disqualified after using a real horse.

The Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) is once again stuck between a rock and a hard place—or, in this case, between a sharp rowel and a...

In an effort to boost morale and keep spirits high, show organizers have announced the introduction of the "Worst Round of the Day"...

( Chișinău - Moldova) March 31st and April 1st, 2025, will mark the return of the much-anticipated “Global Equestrian Federation...

(Brussels, Belgium)  — A ground-breaking new study has confirmed what top riders have always suspected: tight nosebands are not about...

(Flickr) French endurance riders are in crisis following the Global Equestrian Federation’s (GEF) latest ground-breaking (read:...

There are two universal truths in the equestrian world. First, if someone takes a bad photo of you riding, it will be dismissed as "just...