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Explore the complexities of the partnership with a horse.

Reshaping showjumping with passion and grassroots drama. Anonymous investor challenges showjumping elite.

All you need to know about the new definition of horse welfare. Read it here.

Dive into the thrilling world of equestrian espionage with 'The "Reverse Paparazzo": When Equestrian Warm Up Arenas Turns Into a Spy Thriller'. Uncover the drama!

Explore the intriguing logic of 'Why Bad Riding Only Counts After Minute Five' in equestrian sports. Discover the implications of this unique perspective on morality and judgment in our latest editorial.

Discover how oral lesions in horses are unrelated to bits or bridles. This groundbreaking study challenges conventional beliefs about oral lesions.

In an unexpected and revolutionary move, the GEF (Global Equestrian Federation) has announced that all future showjumping events will no longer feature time limits. Gone are the days of high-stakes, adrenaline-fueled races against the clock. Instead, riders can now take as long as they need to gracefully navigate each fence, with no pressure but their own internal sense of calm.

We need to talk about a book that no one has read, yet everyone knows.  Its title: “The End of the Horse As We Knew It.”  And its greatest scandal isn’t what’s inside. It doesn’t even need an author. Reality itself holds the pen.

​You don’t recognize an experienced rider by their saddle pad collection. You recognize them by the look in their eyes. That fixed, slightly glazed expression that signals: “I am currently fighting a two-front war - one against/with the horse, and one against my own underwear.”

GENEVA / DUBAI – Finally, the solution for today’s over-scheduled billionaire has arrived: the “Pre-Cooked Horse.” Why bother with tedious chores like “building trust” or “gymnastic conditioning” when you can simply outsource the soul of the animal? ​The principle is delightfully simple: the professional rider (also known as “The Human Who Does the Work While I As The Owner Of The Horse Make the Money”) conditions the horse to respond with surgical precision.

In light of recent phenomenologies that have maneuvered the ontological core of our mission into a temporary discrepancy with public perception, we find ourselves compelled to pause in a gesture of maximal introspection.

The GEF (Global Equestrian Federation) is running out of ideas. The world elite has had enough. How do you protect the top dressage riders from critical gazes and smartphone cameras while they are just trying to put their horse into “Push & Pull” mode for a few minutes and to prepare their horses for the competition? The answer is simple, elegant, and - of course- narcissistic: Mirror Walls. The new “Narcissus Warm-Up Arena” is set to be introduced at all five-star Dress

Dramatic scenes unfolded at this year’s stallion show at the State Stud. Dressage stallions caused utter consternation among visiting “experts” when they entered the arena and - shockingly - used all their four legs in a natural rhythm. There was no trace of spectacular “lamp-stepping” or acrobatic mouth and tongue choreography.

In the elite circles of international dressage, names are usually chosen for their poetic flair or their marketability. But at the recent World Cup qualifiers, the horse "Alive and Kicking" provided the world with something far more literal: a real-time status report.

In a revolutionary leap for equestrian sports, the future of dressage judging has arrived – and it's completely automated. Introducing the PerfectaJudge VR: a revolutionary VR technology that promises to eliminate subjectivity from the arena, forcing judges to embrace the cold, unfeeling perfection of technology.

TREND SPORT OLYMPIC? Hobby horsing instead of equestrian sports – can hobby horses save the Olympics?

Hobby Horsing has evolved from a simple trend into a global luxury segment.

At the latest Global Equestrian Federation Assembly, President Alejandro “Alex” Ferreira delivered a message that could be summarized as: “Please stop talking about welfare problems. It’s making us look bad.”

While the FEI was preoccupied with blood economy, British Dressage (BD) is grappling with an even more existential problem in its new Equine Welfare Threshold Framework: How do you prove intent? The BD decides on sanctions by distinguishing between ‘unintentional’ (gentle warning) and ‘intentional’ (more serious) use of aids.

In a press conference that began with a PowerPoint titled “Stop Asking Questions,” the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) announced it will be relocating its headquarters from Lausanne to Beijing, effective immediately.

New No-Blood Rule vs. Swiss Law No Blood Rule is now The Blood Rule

Today, November 7th, in Hong Kong, the Fédération Equestre Internationale voted 56–20 (with two nations looking politely at their shoes) to approve a rule that will now allow horses to continue competing while bleeding, so long as officials decide it’s the right kind of blood.

Riders with Backbone: 40,000 Voices Say No Blood

By: An Officially Uninformed Source LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND  – In a move lauded by the E.L.I.T.E.  (Elite Legislative Initiative for Tournament Exemptions) as a victory for "proportionality" and "equine makeup artists," the GEF  (Global Equine Federation) is set to vote on a dramatic softening of the legendary "No-Blood Rule." Previously, any visible blood on a competition horse, whether from a minor nick, a mosquito bite, or an unfortunate encounter with a jump resulted in imm

The Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has launched a bold new initiative to combat the sweltering conditions affecting riders, horses, and anyone foolish enough to wear white breeches in August: it’s called “Beat the Heat”, and it’s exactly what you think it is—well-meaning advice instead of rescheduling shows.

France has done the unthinkable—again. No, not another pension protest, but something far more controversial in certain circles: the French Equestrian Federation (FFE) has officially allowed bitless bridles up to Grand Prix at national level.

In what can only be described as the lowest high-performance moment in equestrian sport since rollkur met Instagram, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has issued an emergency rule banning the use of fake foam in horses’ mouths.

Elite show jumping is facing an inflation crisis, with riders concerned that the once-prestigious CSI5* events have lost their...

It’s competition day. You’ve spent hours—no, days—getting everything perfect. Your horse is gleaming like a polished diamond, mane...

Transcribed by Tilly Stirrup, who only joined to see the drama and stayed for the prosecco hacks Somewhere between school pickup and...

Dear horse lovers, if you thought the debate about the correct noseband tightness was already the pinnacle of equine discourse, you...

In a revolutionary move for modern equestrian sports, equestrian governing bodies have announced the launch of Equestrian E-sports

In a shocking move, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has ruled that riders with fewer than 10,000 social media followers will be banne

What began as a whisper of spiritual enlightenment in the dressage arena has now blossomed into a full-blown metaphysical movement....

By Bridget “Bridie” McKenna, still waiting to be invited to the cool people’s lorry for wine Oh yes, horse sport is all about...

“We Actually Love Our Horses, You Weirdos”: Riders Clap Back at the Cancel Crew

In a groundbreaking shift for equestrian sports, a new movement has galloped onto the scene: Extreme Natural Horsemanship, where horses make every decision—and riders just try to keep up.

In the world of showjumping, one unsung hero finally steps into the spotlight: the bit designer. From the humble snaffle to the...

Location:  Badminton House — because nothing says “equestrian democracy” like competing on a Duke’s lawn. Weather:  Outrageously sunny....

In an unprecedented move to maximize branding opportunities, equestrian competitors are now required to wear sponsor logos everywhere.

In a bold move to make equestrian sports more engaging for the modern audience , the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has announced...

By 2040, all dressage tests will be performed by holograms of riders with their horses, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has...

In a recent presentation to the GEF, leading equitation scientists cut through the niceties and delivered what might be the bluntest line heard in a federation boardroom since someone accidentally served non-organic carrots at the Riders’ Welfare Lunch:

In a move no one asked for and yet everyone sort of expected, French luxury powerhouse Chèvre & Stick has unveiled its latest equestrian “must-have”: a €5,000 designer hobby horse named Le Galop.

Equestrian sport is finally putting welfare first ! Well, in theory. Several federations have introduced strict new “welfare-first”...

By Tilly Stirrup Ah, the dawn of a new season! The sun is out, the fences are fresh, and the riders, bless them, are still convinced they...

In a proud moment for horse kind and clipboard-wielding officials everywhere, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has announced its...

New Hope for Dressage: GEF Considers Horse-Friendly Reforms (With No Whip Cracks Required) The Global Equestrian Federation (GEF)...

In a move that has left the equestrian world both bemused and bewildered, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF)  has announced its...