👑 Exclusive: The World's Top 5 Most Expensive Hobby Horses

REPORT: Hobby Horsing has evolved from a simple trend into a global luxury segment. While amateur riders are content with "standard plush" off the rack, high society insists on limited editions, the finest woods, and hand-stitched manes.

We present the 5 most expensive stick horses in the world, which are stored in safes and only presented for dressage and jumping routines on the owner's marble floor.

Rank	Name (Brand)	Breed (Satirical)	Price (Estimated)	Why it's Priceless (and Absurd)
5	The CEO (M. Juppé)	Swiss Investment-Horse	€89,000	The stick features an integrated, temperature-regulating micro-chip to guarantee the “ideal, sweat-free grip.” Limited edition of 1.
4	Black Diamond Dust (Barn Secret)	Frisian Dream Replica	€55,000	The black mane is real human hair from a Brazilian beauty queen. The plush contains microscopic diamond particles for an "unparalleled feel."
3	Golden Grisu (BlingBlot)	Welsh Cob Pimp-Edition	€38,000	The eyes are made of cut Swarovski crystals. The entire mane is stabilized with gold threads, supposedly “optimizing the rider’s vibrations.”
2	The Baron (Le Jump Kids)	French Luxury Black	€24,500	Only available by invitation at the Paris Flagship Store. Bridle made from original Hermès Boxcalf leather. Often used as a status symbol tied to a yacht.
1	The Salt-Stone Grey (Le Galop)	Arabian Plush Dream	€150,000	Completely hand-stitched over 3,000 working hours. A genuine Himalayan salt stone is embedded inside the horse's head – for “healthier air quality” in the child's room (and thus the only Hobby Horse that truly promotes animal welfare).