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TRUST US. IT WAS HUGE!!!

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THE MOST SUCCESSFUL, MOST BEAUTIFUL ANTI-HATE OPERATION IN EQUESTRIAN HISTORY. PERIOD.


People are coming up to us, big people, strong people, with tears in their eyes. And they’re saying: "Thank you. What you did with the AI at the Equestrian event in August...I have forgotten the name of it...beautiful name I think...very beautiful venue…nobody has ever seen anything like it."


Let me tell you: It was HUGE.


Absolutely TREMENDOUS.

We had the BEST algorithm. The SMARTEST, the MOST powerful. Others? Their algorithms are weak. A total disaster. But ours? It scanned the internet - billions and billions of bytes, incredible numbers, numbers like nobody’s ever heard before.


Did we stop the bad stuff? We wiped it out! Completely destroyed it!


Some FAKE NEWS media - very dishonest people, total losers - they come to us and they ask: "Where are the numbers? Where is the report? Can we see the pie charts? Such STUPID blahblah"


And I say: We don’t need numbers! Why do you need numbers when you have total, absolute success? The results are so big, so overwhelmingly fantastic, that if we put them on paper, the paper would probably explode. It’s too good. The experts looked at the data and they said, "This is too successful to publish. People won’t even believe it."


We protected the athletes. We protected the horses. Beautiful horses, the best horses you’ve ever seen. The weather is very good at the moment by the way. The sun is shining. Everyone was happy. Every comment was a love letter. Total unity, total harmony, like nobody thought was possible.


So to the haters, the losers, the we-know-it-all people and the fake news journalists asking for "concrete figures": TRUST US. IT WAS HUGE.

We won. We won so much that people are getting tired of winning.

So good!



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