EU Bans Traditional Fertilizers — Horse Poop Now a Trillion-Euro Industry

The EU has passed a groundbreaking law banning synthetic fertilizers in favor of horse manure, now rebranded as “equine bio-fertilizer.” This shift, aimed at promoting sustainable farming, has turned horse waste into a trillion-Euro industry almost overnight.

“Horse manure is nature’s gift to agriculture,” said EU Commissioner Friedrich Müller. “We’ve overlooked its potential for too long.” Farmers must now transition to manure, leading to skyrocketing demand and a new market of “manure brokers” and “fertilizer sommeliers.” Climate-controlled deliveries ensure freshness, and high-end brands tout “ethically sourced, non-GMO (non genetically modified)” manure.

Environmentalists praise the law for reducing chemical use and promoting a circular economy. “It’s a win for the planet,” said activist Greta Voss. However, some farmers remain skeptical. “I’m supposed to trust that the horse ate clean food?” asked Italian farmer Carlo Romano.

The equine industry is adapting fast, with breeders now optimizing horses for manure production. Luxury brands, like Equine Essence, market the horse manure as premium fertilizer.

With demand soaring, horse manure is now a global commodity, making horses not just competitors or companions—but the new cornerstone of organic agriculture.