Ah, trailer parking. The true test of one’s character, patience, and ability to piss off everyone within a five-mile radius. It’s not...

In an unprecedented move to maximize branding opportunities, equestrian competitors are now required to wear sponsor logos everywhere.

In a bold move to make equestrian sports more engaging for the modern audience , the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has announced...

By 2040, all dressage tests will be performed by holograms of riders with their horses, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has...

(London, UK) —  In a ground-breaking move for both horse welfare and rider financial ruin, leading equine supplement companies have...

In a recent presentation to the GEF, leading equitation scientists cut through the niceties and delivered what might be the bluntest line heard in a federation boardroom since someone accidentally served non-organic carrots at the Riders’ Welfare Lunch:

In a move no one asked for and yet everyone sort of expected, French luxury powerhouse Chèvre & Stick has unveiled its latest equestrian “must-have”: a €5,000 designer hobby horse named Le Galop.

Equestrian sport is finally putting welfare first ! Well, in theory. Several federations have introduced strict new “welfare-first”...

Fly masks: the unsung heroes of the equestrian world—or the sartorial disasters of the century? If you’ve ever tried to put one on a...

By Sir Reginald of Haynetown - Champion eventer, reluctant fashion icon, long-suffering victim of novelty ear bonnets It was a crisp...

In a move that has the global horse world whinnying with both awe and suspicion, researchers from the University of Equestrian Tongues, in partnership with the Equine Innovation Tongue Lab, have announced the birth of a new, genetically engineered breed: the Equus caeruleus — more commonly known as the Blue Tongue Horse.

By Tilly Stirrup Ah, the dawn of a new season! The sun is out, the fences are fresh, and the riders, bless them, are still convinced they...

The Latest Viral Trend: AI-Generated Action Figures — And We Had to Try It

Weighing in at an average of 1 kilogram, these “athletes” are apparently being neglected, overworked, and wildly underfed

In a proud moment for horse kind and clipboard-wielding officials everywhere, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has announced its...

Ah, the Grand National—Britain’s favourite excuse to wear a hat, drink prosecco before noon, and scream “RUN, YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAST!” at...

You’ve probably been there. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and you’ve just spent the last 15 minutes trekking across the...

I was told by my editor, “Go check out someone’s grooming box, Brenda. Just see what’s in there and report about it.”

New Hope for Dressage: GEF Considers Horse-Friendly Reforms (With No Whip Cracks Required) The Global Equestrian Federation (GEF)...

Enter the brave, outspoken welfare experts, whose only crime is caring too much.