The Rise of the Keyboard Cavalry: How Haters Are Galloping All Over Equestrian Sport

By Sir Reginald of Haynetown, full-time event horse, part-time philosopher Look, I didn’t ask to be an eventer. I was perfectly happy...

In a groundbreaking shift for equestrian sports, a new movement has galloped onto the scene: Extreme Natural Horsemanship, where horses make every decision—and riders just try to keep up.

In an unprecedented legal move shaking the foundations of the equestrian world, a 10-year-old Hanoverian gelding, known publicly as Sir Whinny, has officially filed a lawsuit against his owner for unauthorized use of his likeness in a series of "embarrassingly staged and deeply cringe" Instagram posts.

Gone are the days when riders learned from actual  trainers with qualifications, experience, and a physical presence. Thanks to the magic...

In the world of showjumping, one unsung hero finally steps into the spotlight: the bit designer. From the humble snaffle to the...

Compiled by Tilly Stirrup, who is in none of them, and absolutely fine about it It was only a matter of time before someone spilled the...

Location:  Badminton House — because nothing says “equestrian democracy” like competing on a Duke’s lawn. Weather:  Outrageously sunny....

By Tilly Stirrup, our resident horse drama enthusiast. There are many things that define a livery yard: the creaking fences, the whiff of...

Ah, trailer parking. The true test of one’s character, patience, and ability to piss off everyone within a five-mile radius. It’s not...

In an unprecedented move to maximize branding opportunities, equestrian competitors are now required to wear sponsor logos everywhere.

In a bold move to make equestrian sports more engaging for the modern audience , the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has announced...

By 2040, all dressage tests will be performed by holograms of riders with their horses, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has...

(London, UK) —  In a ground-breaking move for both horse welfare and rider financial ruin, leading equine supplement companies have...

In a recent presentation to the GEF, leading equitation scientists cut through the niceties and delivered what might be the bluntest line heard in a federation boardroom since someone accidentally served non-organic carrots at the Riders’ Welfare Lunch:

In a move no one asked for and yet everyone sort of expected, French luxury powerhouse Chèvre & Stick has unveiled its latest equestrian “must-have”: a €5,000 designer hobby horse named Le Galop.

Equestrian sport is finally putting welfare first ! Well, in theory. Several federations have introduced strict new “welfare-first”...

Fly masks: the unsung heroes of the equestrian world—or the sartorial disasters of the century? If you’ve ever tried to put one on a...

By Sir Reginald of Haynetown - Champion eventer, reluctant fashion icon, long-suffering victim of novelty ear bonnets It was a crisp...

In a move that has the global horse world whinnying with both awe and suspicion, researchers from the University of Equestrian Tongues, in partnership with the Equine Innovation Tongue Lab, have announced the birth of a new, genetically engineered breed: the Equus caeruleus — more commonly known as the Blue Tongue Horse.