In a press conference that began with a PowerPoint titled “Stop Asking Questions,” the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) announced it will be relocating its headquarters from Lausanne to Beijing, effective immediately.

New No-Blood Rule vs. Swiss Law No Blood Rule is now The Blood Rule

Today, November 7th, in Hong Kong, the Fédération Equestre Internationale voted 56–20 (with two nations looking politely at their shoes) to approve a rule that will now allow horses to continue competing while bleeding, so long as officials decide it’s the right kind of blood.

Riders with Backbone: 40,000 Voices Say No Blood

By: An Officially Uninformed Source LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND  – In a move lauded by the E.L.I.T.E.  (Elite Legislative Initiative for Tournament Exemptions) as a victory for "proportionality" and "equine makeup artists," the GEF  (Global Equine Federation) is set to vote on a dramatic softening of the legendary "No-Blood Rule." Previously, any visible blood on a competition horse, whether from a minor nick, a mosquito bite, or an unfortunate encounter with a jump resulted in imm

The Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has launched a bold new initiative to combat the sweltering conditions affecting riders, horses, and anyone foolish enough to wear white breeches in August: it’s called “Beat the Heat”, and it’s exactly what you think it is—well-meaning advice instead of rescheduling shows.

France has done the unthinkable—again. No, not another pension protest, but something far more controversial in certain circles: the French Equestrian Federation (FFE) has officially allowed bitless bridles up to Grand Prix at national level.

In what can only be described as the lowest high-performance moment in equestrian sport since rollkur met Instagram, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has issued an emergency rule banning the use of fake foam in horses’ mouths.

Elite show jumping is facing an inflation crisis, with riders concerned that the once-prestigious CSI5* events have lost their...

It’s competition day. You’ve spent hours—no, days—getting everything perfect. Your horse is gleaming like a polished diamond, mane...

Transcribed by Tilly Stirrup, who only joined to see the drama and stayed for the prosecco hacks Somewhere between school pickup and...

Dear horse lovers, if you thought the debate about the correct noseband tightness was already the pinnacle of equine discourse, you...

In a revolutionary move for modern equestrian sports, equestrian governing bodies have announced the launch of Equestrian E-sports

In a shocking move, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has ruled that riders with fewer than 10,000 social media followers will be banne

What began as a whisper of spiritual enlightenment in the dressage arena has now blossomed into a full-blown metaphysical movement....

By Bridget “Bridie” McKenna, still waiting to be invited to the cool people’s lorry for wine Oh yes, horse sport is all about...

“We Actually Love Our Horses, You Weirdos”: Riders Clap Back at the Cancel Crew

In a groundbreaking shift for equestrian sports, a new movement has galloped onto the scene: Extreme Natural Horsemanship, where horses make every decision—and riders just try to keep up.

In the world of showjumping, one unsung hero finally steps into the spotlight: the bit designer. From the humble snaffle to the...

Location:  Badminton House — because nothing says “equestrian democracy” like competing on a Duke’s lawn. Weather:  Outrageously sunny....