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The Rise of the Keyboard Cavalry
The Rise of the Keyboard Cavalry: How Haters Are Galloping All Over Equestrian Sport
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đ´ âI Paused for One Leaf and Now Iâm a Criminalâ â A Horseâs Tale of Time Penalty Injustice
By Sir Reginald of Haynetown, full-time event horse, part-time philosopher Look, I didnât ask to be an eventer. I was perfectly happy...
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Introducing Extreme Natural Horsemanship
In a groundbreaking shift for equestrian sports, a new movement has galloped onto the scene: Extreme Natural Horsemanship, where horses make every decisionâand riders just try to keep up.
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Horse Sues Owner Over Insta Photos
In an unprecedented legal move shaking the foundations of the equestrian world, a 10-year-old Hanoverian gelding, known publicly as Sir Whinny, has officially filed a lawsuit against his owner for unauthorized use of his likeness in a series of "embarrassingly staged and deeply cringe" Instagram posts.
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Haters Are the New Trainers: Social Media Experts Share Tips on How to Ruin Your Riding Confidence
Gone are the days when riders learned from actual  trainers with qualifications, experience, and a physical presence. Thanks to the magic...
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Showjumping or Mouth Engineering?
In the world of showjumping, one unsung hero finally steps into the spotlight: the bit designer. From the humble snaffle to the...
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âLeaked: The Secret Group Chats of Equestrianismâ
Compiled by Tilly Stirrup, who is in none of them, and absolutely fine about it It was only a matter of time before someone spilled the...
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The Feed Room Drama: The Livery Yard Chronicles
By Tilly Stirrup, our resident horse drama enthusiast. There are many things that define a livery yard: the creaking fences, the whiff of...
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Trailer Parking: How to Lose Friends and Alienate Everyone
Ah, trailer parking. The true test of oneâs character, patience, and ability to piss off everyone within a five-mile radius. Itâs not...
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Luxury Brand Launches âŹ5,000 Designer Hobby Horse
In a move no one asked for and yet everyone sort of expected, French luxury powerhouse Chèvre & Stick has unveiled its latest equestrian âmust-haveâ: a âŹ5,000 designer hobby horse named Le Galop.
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đŠ âI Am Not a Joke, I Am a Horseâ
By Sir Reginald of Haynetown - Champion eventer, reluctant fashion icon, long-suffering victim of novelty ear bonnets It was a crisp...
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The Latest Viral Trend: AI-Generated Action Figures â And We Had to Try It
The Latest Viral Trend: AI-Generated Action Figures â And We Had to Try It
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âTHIN AS A STICK!â: HOBBY HORSE WELFARE UNDER FIRE
Weighing in at an average of 1 kilogram, these âathletesâ are apparently being neglected, overworked, and wildly underfed
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The Grand National: Galloping Into Hypocrisy One Fence at a Time
Ah, the Grand NationalâBritainâs favourite excuse to wear a hat, drink prosecco before noon, and scream âRUN, YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAST!â at...
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Horses Who Won't Be Caught: The Sneaky Art of Evading the Human Pursuit
Youâve probably been there. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and youâve just spent the last 15 minutes trekking across the...
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Brenda's Grooming Box Odyssey
I was told by my editor, âGo check out someoneâs grooming box, Brenda. Just see whatâs in there and report about it.â
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Muck, Manure & Mysterious Disappearances: The Price of Speaking Up on Horse Welfare
Enter the brave, outspoken welfare experts, whose only crime is caring too much.
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Horse Mobility Scooters for Seniors: Hobby Horsing for the Elderly
Mobility solutions, horse mobility scooters for elderly riders are taking social media and the world by storm.
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EU Bans Traditional Fertilizers â Horse Poop Now a Trillion-Euro Industry
The EU has passed a groundbreaking law banning synthetic fertilizers in favor of horse manure, now rebranded as âequine bio-fertilizer.â...
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Welfare-Washing Gone Wild: SE-WAT Promises Change (But Not Too Much, Donât Worry)
In yet another dazzling display of strategic fence-sitting, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) Â has unveiled SE-WAT â Strategic...
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