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EU Bans Traditional Fertilizers — Horse Poop Now a Trillion-Euro Industry
The EU has passed a groundbreaking law banning synthetic fertilizers in favor of horse manure, now rebranded as “equine bio-fertilizer.”...
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Welfare-Washing Gone Wild: SE-WAT Promises Change (But Not Too Much, Don’t Worry)
In yet another dazzling display of strategic fence-sitting, the Global Equestrian Federation (GEF) has unveiled SE-WAT – Strategic...
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The Rise of the Keyboard Veterinarian: Why Pay for a Vet When Karen on Facebook Knows Everything?
In the golden age of social media, where everyone with WiFi and an opinion is an expert, the humble veterinarian has become utterly...
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Equestrian Airlines: Horses Now Prefer First-Class Flights Over Truck Rides
Why endure a 12-hour bumpy lorry ride when you can enjoy a smooth intercontinental flight with in-flight hay service?
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Riders Vote to Replace ‘Good Boy/Girl’ with ‘Thank You for Tolerating Me’
Riders have voted to replace the traditional “Good boy/girl!” with a more reflective phrase: “Thank you for tolerating me.”
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The Great Webinar Canter: Equestrian Sustainability Talks That Never End
In fact, governing bodies have found an entirely new way to combat climate change: solving it via Zoom meetings. "How Horses Fly Carbon...
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Barn Owner Installs 'Passive-Aggressive Note Generator' in Tack Room
After years of leaving carefully worded notes that were studiously ignored, Sarah “Saz” Mitchell (UK), long-suffering livery yard owner...
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